so i was tagged by this girl called erisha who refused to sing during my birthday! hmmmph!!! 3 hours there texting only! bahh!! LOL. she wants me to write about the naughty things I've done during high school.. I wonder why is everyone giving out 10 points when erisha dint even mention how many points she want. funny.
so, during high school.... *evil smile*....HEHE..
Presenting..
THE GOOD SIDE OF ME!!!1. im a very obidient student.
2. every teacher likes me. no offence
3. i do all my homework and pass up in time
4. many teacher always praise me
5. i am always on time, im never late.
6. i study during the switch of period. the brief of the chapter
7. I always listen to instructions
8. I obey school rules
9. I dont litter
10. i place all my plates and bowl into the pail after my meal.
11. I am a very diciplined student.
12. I dont play truant.
and now...
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THE DARK SIDE OF ME!! muahahahaha * lighting strikes *
1. I am always late. not very late but just nice for nilam. I used to sleep till 7-7.10am then i rush to school. but sometimes im late. I dont like to go to school so early coz, nothing to do! i rather sleep. ZzzZZZzzZZ...i was ordered to go round the school compound to pick up at least 5 rubbish. smart me sneak up to my class and grab some rubbish from the dusbin and show the dicipline teacher. hehe. Remember once i was late for school and a prefect stopped me. she ordered me to stand aside and wait for her, while she was taking other late comers name, i quickly ran to my class. and she couldnt regconise me! and i ended up washing the toilet the following week =( but it's kinda fun to wash coz LOL. it's nice to play with the fire host.
2. I bring my handphone to school for nothing. That time, im not using the best phone, the expensive phone, the coolest phone but most of my classmates were. So, when majority of them decided to bring, i followed. Silly me. My phone cannot bluetooth, no colour, no picture messages and no nice games to play. and on that day itself, got spot check!!! Oh gawd i was so scared. My dad will kill me if my phone is confiscated. Without thinking twice, i look for my bestie prefect friend. We went at the back of the bush and i quickly pass her my phone. She pull my ear and nag me for the whole day. awwww....
3. I eat pork in class infront of a malay teacher. is this a sin?? dumpling festival mah!Depends on what teacher, if she's our form teacher Cik Shamsinar the useless idiot fool, we dont really care. we eat infront of her and it's kinda obvious. i guess she dont even care about us. While some other teacher, we hid ourselves at the back of the class and squat down and eat. Or sometimes, we purposely drop something and grab some food from our desk and quickly place into my mouth! Mmmmm... yummy! although it's a bit dirty. Let's see what else i eat. cha siu pao, biscuits, sushi, nasi lemak, keropok lekor, snacks.. etc etc. I realised most of my friends love to eat. like ken. hehehe...
4. My skirt is short. means im tall =p there are few prefects who gave me notifications that my skirt is short by 1 inch! they gave me 1 week to change but i dint really bother. It's so weird to wear a brand new pinafore during the middle of the year. So, again. i ask my bestie prefect friend to check me whenever there is a spotcheck or body check. Still remember once i dont know where my friend went and there was this junior prefect who checked me. i was like, OMG! shit! my skirt!! i dont want to wear a sarong!!! and, i really got caught and was ordered to wear the sarong. sobs! I beg the prefect inside the toilet and she was so evil and cruel and unkind. she insisted on wanting me to wear that stupid sarong.. when i unbuckle my pin, another prefect came in and check me again and she let me go!! weee~!!! I am sooo lucky XD
5. I wrote a complain letter to complain my form teacher. and i post this letter to our school PIBG without knowing my form teacher is the dont know who from the PIBG. some rubbish post. My form teacher for 2 years who teach us maths and add maths is the worst and smelliest and untidy and ugly teacher among all. oh, am i too much? but this is the fact! I never pay attention during her class for 2 years and i bearly listen to what she said. mostly all craps. Normally during her class, i will talk to my friend beside me, or else i will do my work. worst thing is, nothing to do untill conteng meja. and if i got nothing to do for her next class, i will erase what i've written on the table and write something again. Sometimes i will use my friend's liquid paper and conteng. and they will scold me for wasting it. Coz im too obidient, i dont bring my own liquid paper to school. owh! this happens in the science lab tooo!!
6. I almost burn down the whole school by cooking zink. During science class. The best and fun thing is to do experiment. Most of the time, i will not listen to the instructions, but my classmates will. so, once there is a experiment that uses zink. No one is willing to bother me coz they are so into the experiment and my hands are so itchy. i took the zink and almost put it inside the boiling water. Thanks god my teacher stopped me and she didnt scold me. she said STOP!!!!!!! if you put 1 zink into the boiling water, the thing will explode. apalagi i am holding like more than 5 zinks. OOOPSSS!!!
7. I was so boring during science class and one of my friend asked me what are you doing?. So, instead of telling her verbally, i wrote it in a piece of paper and pass it to her. I dont know why my teacher's eyes is so sharp, she saw me passing the paper around and when i was about to erase the messsage, my teacher shouted, DONT ERASE! DONT ERASE! put down your eraser! and approached me and snatch my piece of paper away. bcoz i wrote it in chinese so she asked one of the prefect to read out loud. before she read out loud, she laugh non stop. and i got class tahanan just for that piece of paper and it's so humiliating. in the piece of paper. i wrote... i want to eat my fav food. Nasi Kampung! yum yumm!
8. Playin traunt is very famous among students, so. seems i couldnt get the sijil kehadiran penuh. it's time for me to play truant! I purposely drag my time and wait for my mom to go to work and i stay at home happily with my computer. I keep my shoes and my bag away so that my mom thinks that i went to school already, hehehe! Sometimes, i will take the cab to my friend's house and enjoy to the fullest there instead of studying. Then write my own letter and fake my parent's signature. Thru out the whole year, i think i play truant more than 10 times and my mom only write letter and sign genuinely once. i hate to write letter actually, especially the excuse part. have to curse myself everytime i play truant. =.=''
9. I dont buy text books during form5. i only buy the important ones and i get it in a very cheap price. of cozla! 3rd hand ma. I put all my books, text, exercise and mag inside my desk and dont bring home. so my bag is so light and my house looks neater. hahaha. I always have to borrow books for the next class.. for the whole year! yeah kathy, im very pathetic too =) and when prefect came and confiscate all my books in my desk, i will take the opputunity to grab those text books which i dont have. each text book that have been confiscated is rm2, so, i will find those text book without name and buy it with rm2. smart isnt it~?
10. I am the assistant monitor for 2 years and house treasurer and wakil ting 5. and i helped a lot for the sports day and i got nothing in return, reason is. i forget to type your name into the list and it's too late to put your name into the list now. what i got is, the most student;s nightmare dicipline teacher approached me to apologize. i was so proud of myself.
i dont know what to write edi lah!!!! so tiring thinking back...
thats all for today, erisha! i will tag u very often in the future!!!!
dont expect me to be that good student isnt it? lol