I would like to add something about my highschool fun moments.
11. I always dont do my homework. It's either i will copy before that period or i dont pass it up. I am proud for not doing MISS shamsinar's homework and i dont jot down her notes. for 2 years, i used 2 pages of a exercise book only. where some of my classmates have already changed twice or the third time. the rest of the paper, it's either i will write something to curse the teacher or draw whatever that comes into my mind. Once during bm class and the whole class didnt do her homework, and so nice the teacher is having pms. so, the whole class got scolded and went to the badminton court to finish the stupid exercise. I wanted to copy her work before her class but no one wants to bother me. whole class dont seems to care except me! hahaha.... and i only get to copy in the badminton court! omg! everyone is looking at us! whole class man! and it's 1pm.. class dismiss edi. 
12. My english teacher, Madam Suriaty. I can say she loves me so much that everytime when comes to reading section, she will call me to read. omg! sometimes its the whole chapter of the novel. This teacher always is in pms mood. her mood can swing 1080 degrees. once i was almost late so i ran to the class. and the prefect and the dicipline teacher and the stairs. before i even get to sit down peacefully, she say, Carmen, read out loud. i dont even get to rest and drink water. and im sweating! breathing so deeply. obviously i couldnt read properly. then she scold me infront of in the class. Carmen, ur reading is so poor! i was like. WHAT THE FUCK?! after that incident, whenever she call me to read out loud, i read according to my mood. if i mood is good.. i read properly and when my mood wasnt that good, i simply read. sometimes i mumble, sometimes i read very fast, sometimes very soft and sometimes very slow. and she finally scolded me again. Carmen! read properly! you are being  very rebellious. i was like. who cares! 
13. I got very bad results for my add maths and accounts. and i went for tuition. even my myself couldnt accept such results and whats if my parents knew?! i will definitely turn to a chicken chop and my bones to make soup. So the 1st time i changed the marks in my report card. add maths i got 8% and i use a pencil and add a 6.. so = 68% haha. then i make photocopy so it wont be that obvious. I show my dad the photocopy one when he's asleep and the original one i sign myself hehehe. The second time they changed the system. instead of writing in the report card, they print it in a piece of paper. omg! how am i going to change the marks?! smart people like me scan the paper into the computer and copy my school logo and headmisteress's signature. and i can happily edit my marks. LOL. To make it less obvious, i gave my add maths and history a D and others all B. of coz, i got put some A1. For the 3rd time, parents are invited to school. for 2 years, i gave my brother some advantages and bribe him! he went to my school to college my report card. and i ask him to sign there and leave the report card there! dont bring back home. 
14. I dont pay when i buy food in the canteeen! Coz there will be alot of people ordering and buying. so sometimes the aunty will miss me out or when she asked, sudah bayar? i replied. SUDAH! hahaha.. she believe me. and sometimes, when she cook extra or the person who order went away.. i will take it and say its mine! hahahaha!!! Same as kerepok lekor, 1 aunty selling, 10 students buying. imagine the scene. i took the kerepok. and went away without paying... okay. i know this is very bad. a sin. a thief's action. last time when the aunty is busying collecting money, i will hold the money and wait for her to collect. 1 day, a friend of mine called me stupid for standing there insisting on paying. she teach me how to eat for FOC. in a nutshell, im not that bad actually! someone spoilt me!
15. i dont want to say some more. later i dont have friends and no husband!!! dont want to be discrimanated as well.  see now, Ali Maju also i pay. hehehehe.