-Bump into Mrs Chua and heartfeltly thank her
-Get a hot , mascular , tall and handsome guy to seduce Mr Murali's wife XD
-Be invinsible, fart so hard in the lift and make the lift smells worst than the city dump
-Sneak into the gents and pinch the lucky ones ass and run away
-Stick my forehead to someone forehead and blink my eye
-Go college with boxers and sunflower bra only
-Stick my gorgeous picture in every toilet cubicle
-Scream 'HELLLLLLLLLLLOOO BIITTCHHH!!!' with a very high pitch in Ms Grace ears
-Burp 19 times continuously infront of the stage and force for applause
-Participate a american idol like competition called 'smoother ass' competition and bribe the judge for the champion of the champion
-Be a teacher for 1 day and dig my nose in the class + teach students the technique to dig
-Switch all the proton cars no plate in the car park and record the situation
-Flip through yellow pages and prank call someone saying that i am God
I know i am disgusting and irritating enough to continue the rest.
Back to my Mitch Albom.
p/s. Currently obssessed with bald guys. Mesmerizing betul .. LOL
